Kuroo: Sounds like you're asking me on a man date.
Bokuto: Kuroo, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Bokuto: Hey… can you do me a favor?
Kuroo: Yeah sure.
Bokuto: When I die…
Kuroo: Yeah?
Bokuto: Can you update my facebook status saying “Chillin with Jesus”?
Asahi: Now that we're graduating I wanted to tell you how kind you are, Suga. You're thoughtful and you're always such a delight to have around. I'm gonna miss you.
Suga: Thanks, Asahi, that's nice.
Tsukishima: Goodbye, Sugawara. I have enjoyed parts of our time together.
Suga: [bursts into sobs hugs him] Oh God, Tsukishima!
Tsukishima:
Asahi: [tearful] That was really something.
Hinata: What you’re doing is wrong.
Tsukishima: I’m not taking advice from you. You pronounce the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna.’
Hanamaki: Iwaizumi can never know about what we did.
Matsukawa: He'll find out the truth. It'll be in the yearbook.
Oikawa: It's true. That's how I found out I was adorable.
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Bokuto: You're supposed to be my friend
Kuroo: I'm an adult man, I can have two close friends. Hell, I can have three close friends!
Bokuto: You wouldn't
Kuroo: I would
Bokuto: [scoffs]
Anonymous asked:
Hey so I just want to share my fave KuroTsukki headcanon which is that Tsukki is a massive bed hog. Like, he steals all the covers and turns himself into a burrito or starfishes over the entire bed but Kuroo is the heaviest sleeper in the world so like he always wakes up in these weird-ass positions with Tsukki literally on top of him with the duvet tangled around his legs and for some reason he can't explain Kuroo's arm is twisted around and he has a crick in his neck
i've had this burning hc for a while that iwaizumi sings michael buble songs when he's alone
And one day when Christmas arrives Oikawa and the entire seijou team find him singing ‘Christmas baby please come home’ out loud in the clubroom (he thinks he’s alone poor thing. The teasing never ends)
(at a captains meeting)
Daichi: If you have any questions, just ask.
Bokuto: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Daichi: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.
I stumbled upon your blog and I know you get this a lot but I really love it. It makes me happy
Anonymous asked:
I've been reading the porn au stuff (lmao I'm basically stalking you but anyway) I'm reading it and thinking HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE ONE WITH TSUKISHIMA AND HINATA THO. AHHHHH.
THE PORN AU STUFF WAS THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THIS BLOG ANON
If you liked it you should check out the nsfw-haikyuu blog, there’s some amazing stuff there
Lev: Guess who!?
Yaku: It's either Lev or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Lev: It's Lev!
Yaku: Damn it.
Akaashi: You're coming over my house tonight, and we're gonna... 'study'.
Bokuto: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Kuroo: God, you're dumb.
Bokuto: I guess that's why I gotta study.
Oikawa: You’re completely literal. Metaphors go right over your head, don’t they?
Ushijima: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
Oikawa: What!? Sawamura has never seen Star Wars?
Suga: It's not a big deal.
Oikawa: Kou-chan, the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them! That's cause they lived the Star Wars!
Suga: You've gotta calm down.
Oikawa: What if you show it to him and he doesn't like it?
Suga: Dude, it's just a movie.
Oikawa: Kou-chan, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Sawamura actually likes it is really important. It's like a test of how compatible you guys are.
Suga: Oikawa, it's just a movie.
Oikawa: Ha.
Suga: [pauses] If Daichi doesn't like this movie, I can't marry him.
Oikawa: No, you can't.
Suga: Wanna watch it again?
Oikawa: Yes I do.
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! quotes#hq!!#oikawa tooru#sugawara koushi#so i have this headcanon that suga and oikawa grow closer to each other for his passion about star wars and sci-fi stuff#and daichi doesn't really get it#like he doesn't even like cinema that much#oikawa is shocked#i wanted to make a quote about both of them there's not enough oisuga here#source: how i met your mother
