roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

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can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun

conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy

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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.

A quick reminder:

Testosterone is NOT a contraceptive, and there is a chance you can get pregnant (if you're having sex with people who can get you pregnant) even if you aren't having a period anymore. You CANNOT rely on T for birth control.

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trump supporters on twitter accidentally creating the mishapocalypse 3.0

every note on this post is 1 kiss 4 my lizard

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another