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Thousands of Thousands

@thejediexile / thejediexile.tumblr.com

Also called "Millions" Currently fawning over Lio Fotia and Auch. 29 her/him. interndt name is Plasma. Endlessly gay for Crowley Eusford. Bi Transbian Tomboy. icon art by Kukumomo
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glassshine

nobody wants to work anymore

One thing I found out recently is that large companies do this because they’re not actually hiring. They list jobs to make it look like they’re hiring to make it look like they’re expanding in order to artificially inflate their companies’s value.

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I like how the only thing steam cloud does it make games not launch apparently

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

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reblogged
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b1adie

NON-ZERO-SUM GAME

A chip may weigh only a few grams, but it has the mighty power to upset the balance of the scale. In the gambler's hands, the chip leaps lightly and lands softly, like a key to destiny. It causes the heart to beat, as if a piece of gold is stricken with rocks. In that split second, the decision for heaven or hell is made.
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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

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WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!

The same person!!!

Hand over the fucking gender. This is a robbery hand the gender over

Just adding a side by side comparison because WHAT THE FUCK

Some notes for the right side side:

  • Curve shoulders forward + broaden the chest
  • Look down your nose and tilt head back and slump
  • Eyebrows relaxed, mouth shape less exaggerated
  • Eyes less open
  • Untucked hair
  • Sports bra/binder can help
  • Wide stable stance to emphasize rectangular shape
  • Makeup to minimize flushed cheeks
  • Hands in pockets

Left side:

  • Puff chest out, good posture
  • Hands behind the back to emphasize waist
  • Cross legs or narrow stance to emphasize hips
  • Face tilted down, eyes up and slightly wide
  • Head tilted slightly, tucked hair
  • Makeup (rep lipstick, mascara)
  • Off shoulder collar rather than straight on
  • Push up bra (no idea if used here, but it's a classic tool)

Just in case someone wanted to try it themselves :3

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kynvillingur

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

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Allergies are stupid

Plants r horny so now you eyes burn 24/7 for a few weeks have fun

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