person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

Those ‘Make your passion your job and never work a day in your life’ people have apparently never used their favorite song as their wake up alarm.

If Hagrid is a half giant his parents must have had some weird sex

7 Self Improvement Tips

1. Start today

2. Choose small, short term goals

3. Put one step in front of the other

4. Go easy on yourself

5. Expect to encounter setbacks

6. Keep on going

7. Expect to succeed.

MY FUTURE CHILDREN EVERYONE! 🐶🐶🐶

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You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary.

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

Holy shit this may actually work

holy shit marge

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

met a big orange cat named cheese pizza tonight

Cheese Pizza….

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Location: Colac Otway Shire, Great Ocean Road, Southern Victoria, Australia

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rice is literally ... the icon. the legend herself