actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

for people who have never played pokemon: 

 one of these is a 27 year old scientist who just kinda hates their life 

 the other is a 40 year old parent of 2 whose spouse is basically dead & whose children both ran away w/ their life’s work 

guess who’s who

Pokemon Heritage Post

squirby is real

bro just h

ang on a sec im st

ill buffering

look at their mouth! 

om nom

sweet like candy

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

I’m a gay vampire you son of a bitch

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

Animal Crossing heritage post

Cynthia

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

Reminder to all Pokemon players who own a 3DS - make sure to download Pokemon Bank before the 3DS E-Shop closes on March 27th!

For those of you who don't know, Pokemon Bank basically allows you to store and transfer your Pokemon from one game to another. It's free to download, and while there is a (low) annual subscription fee, it's going to become free to use as soon as the E-Shop closes.

I know this isn't poll-related content, but considering the followers of this blog are most likely Pokemon fans, it seemed worth sharing. @ultimatepokemontournament if you want to share, but no pressure :)

Pokémon EP 1 (1997) | EP 1232 (2023)

Some silly emotes!

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

there still wasps in here but there's also fewer flaming i-beams falling from overhead so it's a good tradeoff.