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HiraBhai

@hirabhai

My junk drawer of South Asian lit/art/history & various tinkerings in gaming, fantasy, and queerdom.
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Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went in an unexpected direction

I swear I’m going to make my boyfriend cosplay those guys with me. (it won’t take much besides getting a purple shirt with a triangle, then finding a table and chairs)

If you do that please send me pics

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af-hverju

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

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perilegs

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

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polyglottica

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか?

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

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lingumaniac

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

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somalang

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

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zhanaform

我:你们为什么在毁灭地球?!!

外星人:因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我:懂了,说得有道理

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ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

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jenroses

A modern Rosetta stone.

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hirabhai

मैं: तुम क्यों भूमि का नाश कर रहे हो?

एलियेंस: क्योंकि लोग है यहाँ जो सोचते हैं कि उन्हें सिर्फ़ अंग्रेज़ी बोलनी है।

में: अच्छा ठीक है, समझ सकता हूँ।

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Here’s a masterpost of resources to aid in learning South Asian languages! This is by NO means comprehensive. A very limited number of languages are represented here. This search was really frustrating because the more I looked, the more I realized how many dozens of South Asian languages are simply not represented or their existence acknowledged. If you have any resources/languages you’d like to me to add, please let me know! 

Assamese iLanguage

Bumthang Grammar (1) Grammar (2) 

Chakma Mastersite

Dimasa Grammar

Dogri Overview

Hindko Overview

Jingpho Grammar

Kashmiri Mastersite

Khams Tibetan Language Materials

Marathi iLanguage

Mishing Grammar

Nyishi Grammar

Tshangla Overview

Apps Mango Languages (Bengali, Dari, Dzongkha, Farsi, Hindi, Malayalam, Pashto, Punjabi, Tamil, Telugu, Urdu) Livemocha (Farsi, Hindi, Marathi, Urdu)  Duolingo (Hindi) 

Other Resources So You Want to Learn a Language? (has resources on a ton of languages!) Digital South Asia Library Digital Dictionaries of South Asia (this resource is awesome!) UChicago Recommended Resources Omniglot (has some basic info for a lot of languages) Languages of India Mastersite

For all you language nerds out there. (I’m currently doing Turkish on Duolingo!)

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female south asian musicians who aren’t m.i.a.

shilpa ray - shilpa is indian-american and has a voice like someone hacking up velvet with a chainsaw. she uses an indian harmonium in most of her work. whenever i listen to her music i feel like i am smoking a cigarette somewhere in the highlands after being spurned a former lover.

song recs: ‘venus shaver’ if you want to rage against european beauty standards, ‘’liquidation sale’ if you want to rage in general, ‘lessons from lorena’ for crying at 2 in the morning about england’s shitty government a la yours truly

2. nadine shah is pakistani-norwegian and her music would not sound out of place in the soundtrack of a giallo film. her voice soars around you, it’s fucking incredible. 

song recs: ‘aching bones’ if you want to feel like you are slinking aimlessly around the velvet-lined chamber your cruel father trapped you in in 18th century rome, ‘to be a young man’ to feel like you are an ancient vampire lamenting his youth, ‘never tell me mam’ for motherly angst. did i mention she’s from newcastle, and is therefore fam? oop the north

3. natasha khan, or bat for lashes, is english and pakistani and a literal forest nymph. she makes music for twirling round rosebeds to, possibly with a faraway look on your face.

song recs: ‘oh yeah’ for ascending to the astral plane, ‘travelling woman’ for solidarity, ‘bat’s mouth’ for when your lover is trapped in a bat’s mouth n’ that

4. sasha perera is sri lankan and a goddess. she was an electro queen with jahcoozi and now records sparse and vaguely terrifying music under the name perera elsewhere. 

song recs: ‘polaris’ - someone on youtube described this song as ‘feeling like you are falling asleep in an humid attic with a jungle view’ which is v apt, ‘light bulb’ for a feeling of impending doom, ‘drunk man’ for slowly dehydrating in a desert while vultures circle above you

5. ecca vandal is a sri lankan australian and sounds like queens of the stone age fronted by gwen stefani (if gwen actually looked good in a bindi, lmao). she has only released a few songs so far but i am very excited about her. i think she sounds like what vod from fresh meat would sound like if she made music.

song recs: ‘white flag’ and ‘battle royal’ for stomping about, the ridiculously named ‘father hu$$la’ for slinking about

Also plugging my friend Micropixie (Brit-Indian who’s spent time in France and now is in the US) whose stuff veers between music and spoken word and is a little bit political a little bit eccentric:

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Here’s a masterpost of resources to aid in learning South Asian languages! This is by NO means comprehensive. A very limited number of languages are represented here. This search was really frustrating because the more I looked, the more I realized how many dozens of South Asian languages are simply not represented or their existence acknowledged. If you have any resources/languages you’d like to me to add, please let me know! 

Assamese iLanguage

Bumthang Grammar (1) Grammar (2) 

Chakma Mastersite

Dimasa Grammar

Dogri Overview

Hindko Overview

Jingpho Grammar

Kashmiri Mastersite

Khams Tibetan Language Materials

Marathi iLanguage

Mishing Grammar

Nyishi Grammar

Tshangla Overview

Apps Mango Languages (Bengali, Dari, Dzongkha, Farsi, Hindi, Malayalam, Pashto, Punjabi, Tamil, Telugu, Urdu) Livemocha (Farsi, Hindi, Marathi, Urdu)  Duolingo (Hindi) 

Other Resources So You Want to Learn a Language? (has resources on a ton of languages!) Digital South Asia Library Digital Dictionaries of South Asia (this resource is awesome!) UChicago Recommended Resources Omniglot (has some basic info for a lot of languages) Languages of India Mastersite

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