I GOT ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT AHAHSHDHDHFUEHC IM SO HAPPYYYYY
tinder girl: tell me abt urself lol! me: no can do i just took like 15 mg of melatonins. im near knock out. i fill my water botle
this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
#2
I did each of these at least once this week.
Gays!! Wake up!!
GAYS
Being on tumblr after the update like
This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi
GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*
forever mood
if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die
the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go
a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up
there is NOTHING shameful about this
that’s how they flavor la croix
you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you
The Duolingo owl wrote this post
Hope you had a good day today!
My day was great and your message made it even better (:
Did you make a new snap?
Sorry I am making one but I forgot about a lot of homework I need to do. Make a tumblr to message me on and I’ll give you my side blog, that’s where I’ll post my new snap when I’ve got everything set up!