"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

my textbook and i have a lot in common

no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart.

I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial

I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall

Snow puns are the best puns. Friend me on snapchat imeric to know what it’s like in this ‘historic’ (sarcasm) blizzard

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

ilikeyouasacolor

what if all coins secretly had chocolate inside and we just havent been peeling the outer metal hard enough? would that be a mindfuck or what!!!

i watched a kid eat coins before and i didn’t stop them so that would make sense