Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Oliver Queen
Malcolm: Would you turn in your dad?
Tommy: I'd trade my dad for a tic tac.
Roy: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Thea: All the time, when you look this good you have to get used to it.
René: Curtis and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Curtis: Sentences.
René: Please don't interrupt me.
Felicity: I hate this island. It's dirty. It's unhygienic. And what is that smell?
Diggle: That would be grass.
Felicity: It's disgusting.
Curtis: Damn, it's really muggy out today.
Paul: If I go outside and all of are mugs are on the front lawn, I swear to God.
Curtis: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
Curtis: Fact - I can jump higher than any tree.
Rene: The fuck? How?
Curtis: Trees can't jump...
Rene: I'll beat your goddamn ass.
Oliver: Evelyn, can I speak to you for a minute?
Evelyn: Ooh, someone’s in trouble!
Evelyn: ...
Evelyn: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
Oliver: Testing. Testing, Felicity, can you hear me?
Felicity: I’m standing right here.
Oliver: You’re coming through good and loud.
Felicity: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.
Oliver: Evelyn stop eating in the middle of practice.
Evelyn: It's just a little candy bar. Rene has Panda Express!
Rene: [With a mouthful of food] Why are you persecuting me?
I’m a very laid back person. I only care about two things - every person on earth and their opinion of me, and the crushing psychological weight of being alive.
Oliver Queen
Evelyn: Would you please not Wild Dog this into a situation worse than it already is?
Rene: Hang on, did you just use my codename as a verb?
Felicity: Just you wait and see. I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off.
Oliver: That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
Quentin: This plan of Queen's, one assumes it is entirely legal?
Felicity: Of course.
Thea: Entirely.
Quentin: Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you.
Oliver: What's your greatest weakness?
Rene: I'm uncooperative.
Oliver: Give me an example?
Rene: No.
(Going over scenarios)
Oliver: If I'm shot what do you do?
Rene: Avenge you.
Thea: I may be well-raised, but I can be loud.
Oliver: She can, breaks glass all the time.