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[I Am] A Strong Independent Black Wo[man]

@hot-chocalatey / hot-chocalatey.tumblr.com

Hey y'all, I'm Chris. Proud alumnus of The University of Texas (#HookEmHorns!) I am chocolate and chocolate does melt. But I'm also fun and spontaneous. Holla!
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pollytipsy

Not a single lie in sight……

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shanlad

Hello, college grad that actually wrote an award winning paper on this topic! Here’s some knowledge I’d like to share: There’s actually been studies as to why it’s usually white kids, a large conclusion amongst the criminology community is that those that often have more privileged lives (white kids in our society’s case) are less adept to dealing with stress and denial. Whereas minorities and others are more likely to cope and function normally despite stressors because of the constant stressors that come from systematic racism and/or other platforms of more limited priviledge.

TL;DR: It’s usually a white kid because their privilege incacipated their ability to learn how to handle stress/ denial/ whatever without acting out. The less privileged are done used to the bs and thus typically dont turn to extreme measures as coping mechanisms.

EDIT: I had reblogged this and added a link to the paper (which I should’ve done to begin with,) but it’s probably best I just edit my original reblog and add the link (which I also should’ve just done already.)

Anyway, it can be found fully sourced here.

👀👀👀👀 I like tea spilled with sources and data.

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My drunk sorority Theta Chai Latte ass neighbor just knocked on my door sobbing incoherently about how she’s so sorry…it’s 1 am in the morning y’all. I’m trying to figure out what she’s sorry for. This bitch sniffles out,”I’m sorry for running over your cat. Please don’t call the cops I wasn’t trying to drive drunk. I just wanted to move my car out of the way so my friend could park at my house and I backed up into your cat.” She hands me $350 and says that’s all she has and will pay me the rest when she gets her next paycheck. I’m livid at this point bc wtf it’s 1 AM, what white nonsense is this? I tell her to walk me over to where she ran over my cat….the bitch ran over a raccoon. I don’t even own a cat. She’s still crying hysterically. I tell her it’s okay and I won’t call the cops. I then watched this drunk ass girl carry a dead raccoon to my back yard and bury it lmaoooo. Anyways, someone please send me links of hair vendors with nice bundles or wigs under $350.

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angelstonaa

Lmaooo😂😂

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Shout out to:

The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends

The people who want to make friends and don’t know how

The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely

The people who get left behind in a group

The people who are alone and nobody notices

The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart

The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social

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boykingdom

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

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thenarator

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods

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pbrim

Contributing my favorite bit about how women used to handle periods –

My grandmother was born in deep woods Texas in the late 1890′s.  They were dirt poor subsistence farmers and didn’t have a lot of clothes to spare when everything was hand sewn.  One of the major social events of the time, in the summer, was an “All Day Meeting and Dinner on the Grounds” on a Sunday.  They would meet on the church grounds – a grassy wooded area by the church for whole day of preaching, praying, singing hymns, and socializing, including a picnic lunch. (It was much cooler outside than in the closed up church.)  It was also a prime occasion for courting, near the family and in full view, but a little away, talking quietly.

Young single women of the time were expected to wear long white gowns for socializing. Menstrual protection consisted of a hand sewn bundle of rags, and the only restroom facility was a multi-hole outhouse, the only running water a nearby stream.  You see the problem.

Two of her sisters were wild and reckless with their health and would dredge up ice cold water from the very bottom of the well to pour over themselves right before dressing to leave.  This shocked their bodies into temporarily stop or slow down the flow, but it only helped so much.  Apparently a maneuver that young women learned early was how to gracefully sink down onto the grass, spreading their long white skirts around them so that they are bleeding directly onto the grass, and not onto their dress.

So if you see photos or paintings of a family sitting on a quilt picnicking, and next to them is a young woman sitting on the grass with her skirts spread gracefully around her – she’s on her period.

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masha-russia

(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x

Just Russian Things
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fozmeadows

Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate:

So you can feel happy knowing that these big dumb cats are loved and being looked after.

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reblogged

Since you are looking over resumes you probably have better insight that some random Google link but with all do respect what do I put on a cover letter. I always here a million different things.

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I don’t think there is any official or “right way” to do a cover letter but this how I do them.

Opening Line: Introduce yourself, your industry, your years of experience, and what position you’re applying for.

“Hey! I’m fornogoodreason and I’ve been working in the field of Tumblr posting for 2 years and with great excitement I’m submitting my resume for consideration for Senior Ass Eater at LickBooty Incorporated. ”

Next line: What is your specialty in your chosen field and how does that apply to the position you’re trying to get hired for?

“I’ve seen so many gifs of niggas eating booty during my tenure as Tumblr Poster that I’m confident that I know the ins and outs of every bootyhole and could lead a team as Senior Ass Eater at Lickbooty Incorporated.

Next few lines (depending on your experience), you give examples of specific things you’ve done at past jobs that directly correlate to things in the job description. It’s even better if you can list accomplishments rather than your duties

When job descriptions have that giant wall of text with 41 bullet points. Pick a few bullet points near the top and follow my instructions.

GOOD EXAMPLE: “I was responsible for reviewing gifs of people licking sweet booty hole and ensuring quality standards”
EXCELLENT EXAMPLE: “My blog gained a reputation for the highest quality ass eating gifs on social media, and we were even featured on Tumblr Spotlight and had our gifs stolen by Buzzfeed”

Closing lines: Wrap up everything you said above in 1-2 lines and invite them to call you to chat about this further. Take any opportunity to mention how great of a fit you’d be and how you won’t require that much training because niggas hate onboarding and training other people.

“My years of experience curating the finest booty eating content on the web would be a seamless transition into your organization. Feel free to contact me at XXXXXXX to discuss this further.”
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The seven deadly sins as vines

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