They made Charisma implant from New Vegas into real thing
Take off my glasses? I prefer to keep my glasses on because they're not just for vision correction; they're a part of my personal style and identity. Plus, they help protect my eyes from glare and UV rays, which is important for maintaining good eye health. I hope you don't mind.
this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
*adds a certain je ne sais quoi
see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.
*c'est la vie
god damn it
mom listen. you need to help me order this shirt. yes, it says "call me a 737 cause i've got a few screws loose and I sucked a guy off". trust me it's very creative. you don't get it because you don't follow corporate crime in aerospace
having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve
recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that
recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts
I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.
YEAH EXACTLY
Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.
hold on i need to look this up
it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?
there is a fine line between understimulated and overstimulated and i cross that shit like a high velocity rainbow bouncy ball launched into a microwave by a hyperactive four year old
I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef
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KIM LIP ECLIPSE, at VOLUME UP' SAN FRANCISCO
Tsukuritai Onna to Tabetai Onna (2022) Episode 4
Subtitles by Furritsubs
knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
two things i’m noticing in the notes:
1. every artist/crafter/cook agreeing that influencers in their communities also pull shit like this
2. ppl shouting out their fav old lady tutorials and being like “i would die for u diane”
“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -
i thought i was introverted turns out i was just a loser