pwease no steppy

17 people signed the fuck on

the stephen council, after I overthrew the stephen senate

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

who else did this

SALVATION

DAMNATION

What could be better than this my special pasta treat

i know kindness exists because i am kind

“people aren’t good”

i am people. i am good

you are wrong

if you are capable of it then so are others

be your own proof of concept

to everyone who’s responded to this post with “people are terrible” and “people who call themselves good are bad” and “everyone i’ve ever met is awful” 

this post is for you specifically 

i know we all hate reading comprehension on tumblr dot hell, but this post is not about other people. it’s not about the people who have hurt you, or saved you, or the ones you’ve met or those who you’ve invented in your head

this post is about you

if you cannot find evidence of the goodness around you, if you are jaded and your existence is miserable and you truly believe no one has ever showed you kindness, then this post is for and about you

you can’t control the actions of other people. you can’t make people show you kindness in the ways you want to receive it. if you look for proof of your version of kindness in the people who surround you, and can’t find it, you can decide it doesn’t exist

or you can be your own proof of concept

you are not special

there are at least hundreds of thousands of people who are just like you

so if you can choose to show others kindness - if you can bite back your temper and hold the door open for others and overtip and compliment strangers - then that is proof that hundreds of thousands of people, who are just like you, are capable of doing the same and likely are doing the same

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

the simplest way to increase the number of kind people in the world is to be one