Hello, Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home…

*gets angry at young versions of rock stars for being so beautiful before I even existed*

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.

THIS IS THE SOUND BABY CROWS MAKE WHEN THEY ARE BEGGING FOR FOOD AND WHEN THEY ARE BEING FED

how to respond to unwanted dick pics: step 1. destroy him

Look, I don’t like john green’s books but accusing him of sexually assaulting children is out of line

Do you see a pattern? “The x-kit guy is a child molester!” “Markiplier is a child molester!” “John Green is a child molester!” “Lena Dunham? Feminist icon!”

ding ding ding

THIS TEA IS HOT

When u suck at calculus

Muse on Psycho Tour

Guy Fieri is like the human equivalent of All Star by Smash Mouth

Took this young pup to the glacier. He loved every second of it!