things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

the floor is lava

Ginger Rogers - Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933)

When I die, I want my bones fused into position so I’m flipping the bird with both hands, then I want to be launched into orbit so I’ll just end up this angry space skeleton constantly disapproving of everything that happens on earth.

Plus, they’ll have to change all astrology charts.

Jupiter is rising on Virgo, and the angry skeleton is moving into Aries.

At 712 notes, this is my most successful ever text post.

Vintage Photo Booth Pictures

"That poison?"

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

New stills of Toy Story That Time Forgot (x)

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

Johnny Rotten

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

this is my favourite post on this whole goddamn website

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can't

I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, Dan.