leoreturns:

Will it hit a million notes today?

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

Wow, I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous Hallie. I have looked forward to this all summer. – Really? Well, here I am.

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.

absolutely, get peer reviewed

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

checks out, thank you melanie

I love it when bread is small and round and has stuff inside it. The perfect food in every regard except for how much effort it is to make.

being over age 22 as a swiftie means you are far too employed to keep up with her joker bits like someone just tell me what’s happening

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) + tweets

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

Stardust (2007) Dir. Matthew Vaughn