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matis418

@matis418

Just a small human being worrying about every possible situation every in existence and not. Partly cracking under the worry weight. They/she
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You see there’s one day that Ayda is just weeping tears of joy, and she’s got a whole stack of books that Jawbone has given for her about autism and about the autism spectrum and you see that she goes “This is… normal. This is normal. This is normal.And you see Jawbone shrugs and pats and rubs her head.

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criticalrolo

February 2023 Commission Info

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recklessmoss

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

please this is SO funny

HUH?!

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bigbadbutch
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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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runby2

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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matis418

No cause this but the opposite happened. Was at a petting zoo for a college field trip and a little goat jumped out of its inclosure. And so all of us confused, the group all stayed near it while I quickly went to the front to tell a worker there. Person was just like “yeah it happens. It can get back in by itself. It’s fine”

I was so surprised. I hadn’t expected that one. I still think about that little goat.

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catchymemes

For those who aren’t getting the brilliance- this couple (?) is streaming World of Warcraft and I think are dressed up as their characters. Two normal sized people, one of whom is playing a dwarf. And who takes it upon himself to pretend to be too short to just get off his chair and then, aware that his SO also has her camera going, proceeds to walk across the frame on his knees to give the illusion that he’s actually that short.

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