hazza the singing puppy

when ur mama comes home

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

me: they haven’t replied because they’re asleep

inner me: they hate you, or they’re dead. they’re dead and they hate you.

“hows school”

one of us is gonna have to change.

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

When a group chat blows up your phone at 3 am

*bell about to ring*

*binders are being put away*

Teacher: Stop! The class isn’t over!

*binders being put away slightly slower*

Why are teachers so offended by proper time management

This is what makes the Internet great

I remember seeing that post about worst format for entering your phone number… This one is actually the worst.