when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

animal crossing snack medley

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

#a disgraced dilf with an incredible ass

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

:)

it would’ve been wrong if I hadn’t redrawn this with them

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

name him. name your son

BongWater

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

he ran over a hill and I never saw him again

The Dark Prince plays a mean Ukulele, from ‘Puyo Puyo Sun’ for the Sega Saturn.

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

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