70% water, 30% miserable dust

my career plan is to befriend an eccentric elderly billionaire who tries to relive their youth through me by supporting me financially, naming me in their will and moving me into the guest house of their mansion so that we can drink whiskey in the orchard whilst they give me important life advice

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

OH NO I’VE BEEN LIVING LIFE WRONG

IKR? It feels like I’ve been living a lie. :(

cross-connect: Vivid Hummingbird Close-ups Reveal Their Incredible BeautyWhen it comes to birds, the terms “strong” or “beautiful” might inspire images of fierce eagles or decadent tropical parrots. But both of these birds will certainly find strong contender in hummingbirds, which possess a unique sort of delicate beauty and a mastery of avian maneuvers like no other. We created this list of 20 stunning hummingbird photos to show you just how beautiful they can be.Capturing a photo of a hummingbird in flight with clearly focused wings can be very difficult, as some varieties are capable of beating their wings up to 52 times a second. This gives them the ability to hover and fly backwards – something that few other birds can do and that none have mastered the way the hummingbird has.  Boredpanda  

COLIBRÍ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted Chin

At Midnight, August 19, 2015

PREACH DUDE

This is how comedy works and is exactly why Tumblr’s collectively clenched asshole needs to chill the fuck out about.

Walking around angry about everything will literally kill you.  That kind of constant, self-induced stress absolutely literally kills people and you need to laugh to get it out of your system.

Tyrifjorden, Norway | Photographer: Michał Ochman

Miho Hirano