end the movie poster pose enabling the audience a view of both the female characters chest and derriere while any male characters get to face the camera and be all action-y.

And then there’s Legolas

fucking Legolas

A relationship should not drain you.

this counts for friendships too.

i dunno man E looks right

Okay I still don’t get it. I have a mental handicap for jokes on tumblr. Someone explain

IS THIS FOR REAL

I CRY

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

If I never not reblog this, you can assume that I’m dead

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

How do we always end up here

We always end up at leo dying in the water without any oscars

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

the moon is definitely a giant bath bomb

petition to drop the fucking moon into the ocean

This is a really bad idea source: Majora’s Mask

X-Files (1993-2002)

having an anxiety disorder is horrible because you’re always so agitated and worried and frightened and desperate for help but at the same time you know it’s all ridiculous and instead of telling anyone about it you just hide away in shame and get increasingly worse until you finally manage to compress yourself into a diamond of sheer terror