"—I can't sleep."
❝Well… this is awkward.❞ [ Oh, nice going, Oswald. ] ❝’m jus’ gonna…. leave.❞ [ She pauses. ] ❝Bye——❞
[ His body is basically stuck in shock, he can't move, speak, breathe— nothing. He just continues to stare. ]
[ She rolls her eyes. ] ❝Of course ‘m not—- ‘m a hitwoman, not a bloody robber, wait, forget I said that—- fuck.❞
"—" [ He was silent as he stared at her with sorrowful eyes. Every thought that crossed his mind was negative. He thought of all the things he hadn't done yet, all the things he hadn't experienced. Great, it ends here— nice going Charlie. ]
” ‘ve got a super special secret parking spot, I’ll have you know. Costs next to nothing, and and I even get cookies on Thursdays.”
[ She smiles. It pays to be friendly to most people, really. Especially people who live five minutes to her university and bake so much she’s always invited to cookies and cakes and all kinds of pastries. Not that she’s just being a freeloader, of course— she brings in her own tarts and experiments when she can. It’s a give and take. ]
“Well— it’s not that simple, is it? I think you have to do it regularly enough to be a good person. But you’ve gone and taken the first step towards that, and that’s already more than the average person does.”
[ The laughter just about bubbles out of her mouth at that. ]
“How do you confuse Ellie with Steve? And, yeah, it’s not me. I’m twenty-three, so I’m ahead of you by a few years.”
"You get cookies... I guess I just never trust people because all of that just sounds too good to be true. They'd probably poison me or something." [ Wow what a optimist, he really did wish that he had a more positive outlook on life but he couldn't be bothered to turn his life around that much. ] "Should I say thank you again? Anyway, how do you not confuse the two? We all looked the same back then, don't you think? Don't think of yourself as a grandma quite yet— you've got time."
❝Oh my God——❞ [ She can’t stop herself; Abigail laughs, totally & completely laughs. ] ❝You think ‘m tryin’ to rob you?❞
[ He's definitely not amused by any of this. ] "I don't know, are you?"
”Your sarcasm’s not going to help you any, just so you know. My whisk’s still made of metal, and I can guarantee it’ll hurt when i stab you with it—”
[ She stops. Squints. ]
“How do you know Rory?”
[ She completely ignores his ‘compliment’ and rolls her eyes at the question. He was the one barging in on someone else’s flat, so why’d he sound so surprised that there was actually someone in it? ]
”Seein’ as you’re actually intrudin’ on my property, ‘m not about to answer any of your questions until you answer mine. Who are you, and how the bloody hell did you get in my house?”
[ He finds the whole situation amusing to say the least. Anyone with some sense would probably be terrified of being charged with breaking and entering but not Liam. ] "How do you know Rory?" [ He echoes her actually confused for a minute. Seeing that she's getting irritated he complies— as much fun as it'd be to get a rise out of her, Rory would probably kill him. ] "I'm Liam, hi. Now, put the weapon down. Rory gave me his address when I saw him in the states last and told me to visit— well, I'm here!" [ Sure he could've called but he expected Rory to be here, not this chick. ] "Who are you though? Rory didn't tell me about you?"
”You and me both.”
"Guess we're stuck to the microwave, man."
❝You sure about that, kid? I mean, if you’re shuttering, you’ve gotta be doing something, right?❞ [ Abigail’s teasing. ]
"Look—" [ He pulls his wallet from his pocket and holds it out in front of him. ] "If you're looking for food or money take it, just don't stab me for the hell of it."
❝Hey, kid, what the hell are you doin’?❞
[ He drops his bags of groceries as his whole body freezes up. Coming around this part of town at night terrifies him. ] "N—nothing."
”You can make some for me as well while you’re on it.”
"I'd probably set the place on fire, cooking is not a strong point of mine."
“And that’s why I need my car: so I can avoid the morning rush. Besides, even if you were one of them, well— you’ve kind of redeemed yourself today, don’t you think? You helped me out.”
[ She grins now. Finds it nice that he’s still talking to her— mostly because the only reason he’d even called her attention was about her keys, and she’d gotten them already, and he could’ve just went on his merry way, but he’s still here and she’s— for lack of a better word— amused with the conversation. ]
”Interestin’. But I doubt that Ellie would be me, seeing as I was home schooled until halfway through primary. And that’s not counting if you’re younger or older than me, either.”
"A car? Do you live in the city? Where do you park it, that costs so much around here." [ There was proper concern filling his voice as he asked away. He wrapped his arms around his torso as he broke eye contact once more. ] "If that's all it takes it seems a bit pointless, people are massive balls of shit around here— you know that. Maybe they figured that would be all it takes to be a good person." [ There's probably not a good reason as to why he's still there— maybe because he has no idea how to say goodbye. Strangely enough, he doesn't mind it as much this time around— she's alright. ] "I don't even remember if it was true so there's a big chance it was just some weirdo kid called Steve and I just mixed it all up. But uh— I'm twenty if that counts for anything."
[ She stills at the sound of a stranger’s voice in her flat. Drops the bowl all silent-like and brandishes her whisk like a weapon as she comes out to the living room. ]
”Who are you, and what are you doin’ here? I know krav maga and ‘m not afraid to use it.”
[ She’s bluffing. Or is she? ]
[ He hears shuffling in the room over so he wanders closer. ]
"I can hear you." [ He sounds like a snot-nosed kid at that point. Once he sees the woman his arms go up as if he's surrendering. Who the hell is that? ] "Oh shit, a whisk— I'm terrified. Where's Rory? He didn't tell me about any pretty ladies... who the hell are you?" [ He lets out a small chuckle as he looks around the flat for any sign of his friend. ]
”Clearly you’ve not been around here much. Or noticed things, anyway. Might sound awful but honestly, no one really cares ’round here. Everyone’s all caught up in their own worlds and heads that they won’t take some time out of their day to help out someone.”
[ She shrugs. ]
”That’s okay. ‘s not like there was time to say your name between pointing out my keys and me thanking you, so. And it’s Eliana. Eliana Oswald. Or, you know— you can just call me Ellie. All my friends do, anyways.”
[ Ellie fiddles with the strap of her bag, rocks on the balls of her feet. ]
“And seriously— thank you.”
"Unfortunately, I think I'm one of them. For the most part at least, I usually don't even look up, and if I do I guess I just rush through the crowds. I kind of avoid the morning rush most days." [ There he was giving away too much information again, this is why he never opened his mouth or tried to meet people, it was just a pain. ] "Ellie, yeah? I had an Ellie in nursery I think, maybe I'm just making that up, who knows?" [ He stared down at his feet then shifted awkwardly. ] "You're welcome." [ He said it more like a question than anything— still he didn't feel worthy of the praise. ]
"Pancakes sound really good."