— “Maybe next Christmas you’ll have a home.” — “Merry Christmas, my angel.” — "Treat everyday like Christmas." — "There’s room for everyone on the nice list." — "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." — "I’m gonna be a little short on today’s quota." — "I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins." — "You bring us down a whole octave— in a good way!" — "I just need some alone time…" — "Why the long face, partner?" — "Oh, by the way, don’t eat the yellow snow." — "You see gum on the street, leave it there; it’s not free candy." — "There are, like, 30 Ray’s Pizza’s." — "Your father… well… he’s on the naughty list." — "Hope you find your dad." — "Does someone need a hug?" — "Congratulations! World’s Best Cup of Coffee!" — "Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!" — "You look hilarious! Who sent you?" — "Uh, you look like you came from the North Pole.." — "Usually you guys just put my name into Jingle Bells or something.." — "I like to whisper, too!" — "Have you seen these toilets?! They’re ginormous!" — "Smiling’s my favorite." — "Why are you messing with me? Did Krumpet put you up to this?" — "It’s just nice to meet another human who shares an affinity for elf culture." — "Thanks, but I don’t sing." — "I’m in a store, and I’m singing!" — "There’s no singing in the North Pole!" — "Can I eat in my room?" — "What’s the sense in hurting my pride?" — "Get out! Get out! Don’t look at me! Get out!" — "How come you were in the women’s locker room this morning?" — "Let’s remain a team, okay?" — "Code word is "Santa’s got a brand new bag."." — "Who the heck are you?" — "You disgust me." — "You sit on a throne of lies." — "You smell like beef and cheese." — "I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses and eat cookie dough and go ice skating and… and maybe even hold hands." — "My finger has a heartbeat…" — "I’ll put in good word to the big man." — "Can you pass the maple syrup?" — "Son of a nutcracker!" — "I think you’re really beautiful… and I feel really warm when I’m around you…" — "That’s a nice purple dress— it’s very purple-y." — "You have a very pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card!" — "[YOUR MUSE’S NAME]! What’s your favorite color?" — "You look miraculous.." — "I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it!" — "Hey, jack weed, I get more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life." — "He’s an angry elf." — "Get out of my life, now!" — "All you care about is yourself." — "Wait… you’re not singing!" — "But, baby, it’s cold outside."