The Saint Of Never Getting It Right

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

Back when you had six seconds to be creative af with minimal editing

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead

medievaling again

wish i was one of those women in vintage pulp horror art. tits out, drinking blood, bats around me, some scary castle in the background...

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

man i bet people are making a lot of funny tweets about this situation shame i can't read them

so to be clear: 100% of the credit for jaskier finally being canonically queer and having a full romance story thats treated well in season 3 goes to joey batey

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

lots of silly gooses

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying

fruit fruit

BENOIT BLANC in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022)