Avatar

Call me Alex

@alex-piper-justaphotographer / alex-piper-justaphotographer.tumblr.com

I'm a human, a photographer, and have the planet called Earth listed as home on this passport thing. Not gonna lie, sometimes I get lost and that's how I meet some people.
((An oc transformers rp/ask blog. Alex would be from around the time the Age of Extinction movie takes place.))
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

Situation -from Alex-Piper-justaphotograper

@alex-piper-justaphotographer

Normally, Bumblebee didn’t involve himself in human arguments. They were usually beyond his understanding and it wasn’t like he had a good way of getting his point across. Today, the discourse felt a little different. Heartbeats were far too elevated for the normal bickering he heard and to his judgement, it sounded like an intervention was needed.

Image

But of course, he was going to do this the fun way. As out of sight as he could be, he poked his helm around the corner. He should determine who the offender was, put himself in their line of sights, and scare the everloving crap out of them.

Avatar

How. Seriously how is this person okay with not just Decepticons but all Cybertronians on Earth being hunted down and killed. This includes Autobots.

And of course, since it’s Alex, she’s not gonna do the smart thing and just quietly go on her way. No, instead points out the reasons to not just go killing off any Cybertronians. In front of a bakery.

Government offering reward for reporting sightings of Transformers? Oh sure, that’s not hinky at all. Nope not a bit. I mean, why distinguish between Autobots and Decepticons. Or even those trying to remain out of the war? Nope, see a Transformer and call Uncle Sam, he’ll take care of ya. Suuuuure. 

Anyone else wondering what the government does with the bodies after they catch a Cybertronian? Because Alex is pretty sure it’s not pleasant.

Avatar
“You got your camera and gear right?”
Jazz asked after a few minutes of silence. He drove over the speed limit through the empty streets of the early morning. Every now and then there was another driver to which Jazz easily maneuver  to keep his same pace and course.
“I’ve heard morning photos from this point is one of the best sites.”

“But of course!” At pat at the sling purse at her side “why ever else would I use something like a purse?”

Oh how Alex enjoyed the speeding. May not have any sense of direction in a car, but dang if there wasn’t a beaming grin at watching the scenery pass by in a blur. 

“Oh? And where is this site?” Really, Alex had no clue where they currently were. Still enjoying the scenery rush by though.

Avatar

@alex-piper-justaphotographer liked for a starter

The horn of the sports car parked in the driveway of the housing honked loudly for a solid six seconds, or more. Followed by music beginning to faintly blare out of the speakers.

Express yourself…” 

“So if you want it right now…”

An exasperated throw of Alex’s arms in a gesture of what?

Who wouldn’t be suspicious of an empty car having a horn go off?

“Didn’t I just get you fixed?!” Never hurts to cover the bases in case someone is watching.

When she approached the car Jazz turned down the stereo, unlocking his doors with a soft click. He waited till she pretended to start the car for his engines to rumble– the noise vaguely similar to a chuckle. 

“No one is awake at this hour, shutterbug,” Jazz’s voice answered through the sound system, “I was gettin’ impatient.” 

Once she was buckle he shifted into drive. 

A snort. Just because you don't see anyone doesn't mean that they aren't awake.

"Yeah. Got that."

As Jazz shifted into drive Alex relaxed into the seat.

Avatar

@alex-piper-justaphotographer liked for a starter

The horn of the sports car parked in the driveway of the housing honked loudly for a solid six seconds, or more. Followed by music beginning to faintly blare out of the speakers.

Express yourself…” 

“So if you want it right now…”

An exasperated throw of Alex’s arms in a gesture of what?

Who wouldn’t be suspicious of an empty car having a horn go off?

“Didn’t I just get you fixed?!” Never hurts to cover the bases in case someone is watching.

Avatar

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
"I gotta go bribe a cop."
"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
"Please stop giving my mom cigars."
"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
"You've never done this before?"
"Maybe we can help each other."
"All I did was ask him for a drink."
"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
"I just don't feel like going home okay?"
"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
"You haven't told me anything about you."
"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
"I know how hard this must be for you."
"You have no idea how any of this is for me."
"They have to pay for what they've done."
"They won't listen."
"We'll make them listen."
"You do not want to test me."
"You think this is still about you?"
"You should have just killed me. You coward."
"This is an offer, not an order."
"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
"I want you to touch my face."
"Just tell me what you feel."
"You need anything else, you know where to find me."
"You want the short answer or the long one?"
"We need to contain this."
"Lying to that woman is impossible."
"Choose a side."
"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
"Let's get this started."
"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
"What a shithole."
"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
"We all pay for our choices."
"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
"You're a dick."
"Say that you want my help."
"I want you to help yourself."
"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
"You do your job, I'll do mine."
"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
"I'm not afraid to die."
"We'll be together, that's all that matters."
"You really think that this will change anything?"
Avatar

Terrible Choices

"I can't believe you just did that."
"You're going to do WHAT?!"
"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."
"Please tell me you're joking."
"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."
"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."
"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."
"Do you think we could just forget last night?"
"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."
"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."
"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."
"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"
"Do not talk to me again."
"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"
"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"
"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."
"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"
[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.
"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."
"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"
Avatar

Munday Music!

I keep seeing all of these memes where people send in “sing” or “accent” for the mun to either sing a song, or say something.

I figure why not?

It’s Munday, and I love music. If I receive 6 🎼 (or anything sheet music related) I’ll sing a song.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.