Not A Crank, Shank

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

This post violently resurfaced deeply suppressed memories

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

who will win

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

that’s gon-

that’s gonna leave a-

i went to the met today

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

Dr Kill

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

Could you even imagine leaving a comment on a porn site. Like could you imagine going on a porn site, making a username, entering your email address, making a password, maybe even picking an avatar, just so you can publicly say “mmmmm titties”

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

secret..,.,,.,

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

DAY 15!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

then tomorrow’s the 16th!

EUREKA, WE’RE SAVED!!!!

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

get some help