Clown City

you. horror author. can you be normal towards women and children

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

Naruto stroll

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

for those wondering: we use the Aristotelian classification for religious fasting purposes. birds are beings which fly, animals are being which walk, and fish are beings which swim. Usually creatures that can do both are lumped into either bird or fish so we get more options for Lent

This is why beaver is considered a fish for Lent purposes :)

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

idk if anyone has done this yet but uhmmm

og down below

edited this in response to a stupid thing my mom sent me

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

"The Kiss", a 12,000-year-old rock painting at Pedra Furada in Brazil

my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

them: “yOu STiLl uSe TuMblR”

me:

I have been informed that tumblr needs to know about this delightful discovery I made in a 1768 English dictionary: