Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered

diane mononym by @cygnetalpheratz (cygnetalpheratz.bsky.social)

cygnet has headshot comms open on ko-fi starting at $3

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

left hand of darkness

Help my dog turned into a coupon‼️🗣

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

A Thing Like You and Me, chalk pastel on paper

2023

3-25-2025 || made in Microsoft Paint (Win10)

Why does that guillotine have a smaller hole.

It’s so you can still see the “blade” at the bottom, to trick you into thinking it went through clean.

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

Readies my attack animation

Holds it

Parries, too early

Recovers

Parries, too early again

Hey, hey! It's alright. This attack timing is really difficult. I'll count it down so you can get the timing perfect, okay? 3, 2, 1...

Parries

UNPARRYABLE HEAVY ATTACK

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping