“Your dress is too short.”

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

will use this

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

if you read it in Miranda Sings voice it’s even funnier

why is every post im seeing since connor and tyler have been hanging out about shipping? why is it “i love tronnor” or “i love troyler” and “ew not conler” like???? why cant they be friends???? why does hanging out HAVE to have a ship????

this is the exact reason why all three of the boys dont like showing interaction or sharing their personal lives. we always have to jump to conclusions or make every little thing about ships.

just let them be friends. friendship is more important; we will not be responsible for ruining friendships.

Troye Sivan performing for Qmusic in Belgium [x]

Your Fave is Problematic: troye sivan

• is technically a youtuber but uploads about every 3 months (troye wyd) • has only one special talent • showcases said talent in every. single. interview. • is actually a sweetheart but enjoys being a little shit to his fans (ex: “omg the video cut out”) • avoids every single question about being in a relationship • uses the word soon WAY TOO MUCH (see bullet number 4) • called himself “the gay agenda” • said he was too white to rap and then a few days later rapped monster at a show?? • is obsessed with tumblr • announced the youth music video TWICE because who knows??? (he prob forgot about it the first time like the ease remix) • steals fans hats and wears them on stage • EASE REMIX • is actually a the 1975 stan • talks about mac and cheese while performing • gets sick every time he tours • additionally, doesn’t drink enough water (so fans bug him about it) • Twitter header • once leaked his own demo “because he was bored” • his vevo channel literally posts more than him • troye wyd • forgot the words to love yourself while performing • throws water on his fans • E A S E R E M I X

honestly this boy is a mess… oh troye boy

TOO GOOD (X)

12/28/13 || 12/8/15

angel

I feel like this sums all three of them up perfectly…

The Amazing Race

kissing up on fences and up walls