hey

This is the god damn stuff I live for

if we’re making time sensitive plans and mid conversation you stop texting me for longer than half an hour..forget it. i’ve already moved on. ive undressed pj’d up and im sleeping because that’s the only thing that doesn’t let me down.

#honestly i dont care if its fake

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

Some Circles

Michael Jackson once told Oprah he didn’t want a white actor to play him

In the middle of a controversy over white actor Joseph Fiennes’ new role as Michael Jackson in an upcoming British TV movie, who better to hear from than the King of Pop himself? In 1993, Jackson explained his vitiligo and his pride in being black. That didn’t stop Fiennes from coming up with an excuse for his casting.

:’)

Aw spooky Mulder

Telling someone with depression to cheer up is like telling someone with acne to wash their face

Sunny D taste like someone got challenged to make orange juice with no oranges

I didn’t even have a description for Sunny D until just now holy shit.

Batman vs Deadpool

Lawful Good vs Chaotic Neutral