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Happiness Will Come To You.
gaymacs
when tho
sandvendor100
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
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Anonymous asked:
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
.....ace hardware....?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.
he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???
delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful
From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?
it is now
@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?
Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???
software ??
I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.
I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.
gazelle??
oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements
that's fucking adele
isn’t delaware that place you go when you die
youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there
how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made
we live in america?
I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time
..... are you talking about Doordash???
Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.
THATS HEY THERE DELILAH
Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)
stop i do not want to think about this
Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet
Everyone on this post:
I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on
Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet.
Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."
isn't delaware the god of the sea
Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?
delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword
Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.
what have i created
I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame
this post has only existed for 8 days.
This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.
World Heritage Post
fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.
This post literally fills me with life,tysm.
This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?
plethoras-of-shtaff reblogged
This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.
I love cats
plethoras-of-shtaff reblogged
SEX-ED GUIDE,
Because the popular one going around since 2014 that's got 630,000 notes is full of broken links
Educational videos with Sexplanations/Dr. Lindsey Doe (also on Tumblr @tumblingdoe ), and Watts the Safeword + a couple of other sources.
GENITALIA
HYGIENE
NON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS
CONSENT
DISABILITY AND SEXUALITY
Disability and sex Dr. Doe
The Last Taboo: Sexuality and Disability Documentary
LGBTQIA+
RELATIONSHIPS
BARRIERS
CONTRACEPTION
HAVING SEX
SEX TOYS
KINK
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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
my boy
I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again
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Like can we summon this m
like to charge reblog to cast
A monster?
A Hero
Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
Happy Ides of March!! Let's get dressing!!!
plethoras-of-shtaff reblogged
hello and welcome to the BAD LGBT+ REPRESENTATION TOURNAMENT BRACKET
we’ve had sooooo many posts about best sapphic rep, best mlm rep, best trans rep, best non-binary rep, best this best that best whatever but how about the WORST!!!!!!
that’s right folks. it’s time to air your grievances. it’s time to submit your CRINGE FAIL BAD LGBT REP CHARACTERS to the tournament bracket, and then we (the tumblr hivemind) will decide who is just the ABSOLUTE WORST. the amount of characters participating in the brackets will be decided on the amount of votes recieved.
SUBMISSION REQUIREMENTS:
1.) your character must be CANONICALLY lgbt or STRONGLY IMPLIED to be lgbt in the original text or by WORD OF GOD. no headcanons.
2.) your character must be BAD REPRESENTATION. what IS bad representation, you ask? well, i’m glad you’ve inquired!
bad representation is NOT: a lesbian character doing bad things, a gay character being a villain, a trans character being gender nonconforming, or characters being confirmed as lgbt+ after the end of canon so long as the character was implied heavily to be lgbt+ during canon.
bad representation IS: a gay character being predatory, a lesbian character being “converted” to like men or having “an exception” for one man, a trans character being an obvious caricature, or a character being confirmed lgbt+ only for the sake of brownie points.
ARGUE YOUR CASE!
even if your character falls into the “not” category, you will have a chance in the submissions form to argue WHY your character’s representation is bad, actually!
3.) only THREE SUBMISSIONS allowed PER USER. you will not be allowed to submit anymore than three (all on one form). after that form is submitted, you can edit it, but it’s DONE!
this is to ensure that the characters being nominated are being nominated for GENUINELY BAD REPRESENTATION and it’s not just one user who has beef with the perceived “bad” representation of some guy from some show i’ve never heard of spamming submissions.
4.) you MUST provide a reason for why their representation is BAD. characters who don’t have a case for why they are bad representation will be thrown out. do not assume everyone knows blorbo from your shows and all the discourse surrounding them!
when the polls are hosted, the posts will succinctly explain how each character in said poll is “bad” for people who are unaware of this character’s existence. a “source: (dude trust me)” is not gonna cut it!
BRACKETS WILL BE SEEDED RANDOMLY. submissions will close when i believe there is enough variety in characters to fill a bracket.
remember: it’s not a popularity contest! you’re not voting for your favorite character. you’re voting for CRING FAIL BAD REPRESENTATION.
my blog is new and i don’t think it shows up in the tags. reblogs would sure help gather responses!!
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Have A Nice Day!
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HAVE A NICE DAY
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Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
World Heritage Post
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let’s hear it for sodomy
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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something
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now since tumblr apparently loves to support non-american authors, but is surprisingly mum about this, imma tell you.
you see, everybody's favorite evil corp, Amazon, bought Indian publishing house Westland some six years ago. Now Westland is a very famous and reputed publishing house in India, and has put forth some of the best titles the country has seen. It didn't shy away from controversial and uncomfortable topics, and some of its books quite vocally criticise the current government, which has been responsible for the current state of india as a pseudo-democratic, pseudo-secular, economically ruined country, the most notable one being The Price of the Modi years by Aakar Patel. It also produced Amish Tripathi's pathbreaking Shiva Trilogy.
Now here's the thing that got me nuts.
AMAZON. SHUT. IT. DOWN. A WEEK AGO.
JUST OUT OF THE BLUE, IT IS CLOSING DOWN WESTLAND FOREVER. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IS TO COME OF THE HUNDREDS OF TITLES PUBLISHED BY IT, OR OF THE AUTHORS ITS CONTRACTED, OR THE PEOPLE EMPLOYED BY IT.
It has triggered a buying surge in India, as people go on shopping spress to get their hands on the titles they want from this house. Short on supply and high on demand, bookstores across India are showing solidarity and moving surplus books around.
here you go with a few links that i think sum up the problem quite nicely, and please guys. just. please support westland.
spread this around. jeff bezos continues to be evil, and will be. he is quite literally, irredeemable.
As of January 7, 2023, Westland is still in operation. I don’t know what happened because all the info I could find said it was going to shut down, but it didn’t
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if she’s your girl why is she. Oh god that’s not her I don’t know what that is we need to leave