I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

What the fuck is that

#two senseis of different forms meeting in a forest and exchanging weapons in a show of trust and respect for the others mastery

I need them carnally

Like two of the piazzolo's moves are actually good for stretching the dough. This is worse than flair bartending.

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

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Huh?

Every time I see a panel from this thing I'm astonished by the level of care and craft. That's not coming from a "huh wuh fanworks can be good????" place that's because this is an example of next-level effort.

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I saw a 21 year old on here casually talk about "my husband" YOUR WHAT?? Girl if you don't go divorce that man