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A HAPHAZARD DISASTER

@haphazardpat-blog / haphazardpat-blog.tumblr.com

I AM THE FRUITIEST AND THE CHEWIEST! -Revelations 22:13
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captainimprobable

LOOK AT THIS.  Look at Roxy Fucking Lalonde look how generous and kind she is like.  She spends her days feeding her entire goddamn neighborhood she is the only human in a 2000 mile radius she grew up p much alone and all she wants to do is meet her friends and meet her mother all she wants to do is be with people and love them.  her life is so so hard but all she cares about is other people.  as long as her friends are happy as long as her neighborhood is fed as long as everyone else is ok THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO HER Roxy Lalonde is so special Roxy Lalonde deserves the world I just.  I really love Roxy Lalonde.

Dear Photoshop,

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fashionworld199 asked:

Hello dear, just wanted to let you know your blog is amazing well done! I am so definitely following you! I would like to ask You what do you think about my fashion website (there is a link in my blog, under the title) ? :) Thank you very much dear! :)

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thank you kindly, and your blog is sweet as well, keep doing what you're doing : )

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"According to the big bang theory, every single fuck in this fucking universe was once compressed in a tiny fucking fuck. So this fucking means that all the fucks were once one, all the fucking energy, the matter, the shit, you and me, we were all one entity. After the explosion we still are, but in a less dense essence. In a way, the whole universe is just one fucker talking to himself."

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beegusic-blog

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

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asexualmew

Okay, so,

Maggie is Pikachu from Pokemon Lisa is Mikasa from SNK Bart is Naruto from Naruto Homer is Zoro from One Piece Marge is Rangiku from Bleach Who is Santa’s Little Helper suppose to be?

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xadorkablemarinax

Haku from Spirited Away

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4001dogs
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neonir

Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.

Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.

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neonir

You know this is actually the first time this post has actually come up on my dash other than when I’ve posted it. This is neat.

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shadow-mans
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maskshop

alright, ~~giveaway time~~

i’m giving away four of these assholes! four winners! yeay

guidelines:

  • one reblog and one like per person
  • no multiple accounts
  • i don’t care if you reblog it on a giveaway account instead of your main one
  • make sure you have your parents’ permission to receive packages from internet strangers if that might be an issue
  • i’ll send them wherever
  • EDIT: giveaway’s over on the 27th
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chickenstab

Wooo!! Happy 413! Have some bouncing kids!

Phew, made it just in time, with about an hour left where I live… (Also, this doubles as my belated 1000 follower thank you. <333)

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chickenstab

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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