Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights

fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.

This was beautiful to read

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

They were broom-mates?

Oh my god, they were broom-mates

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

I need an emergency exit from my mind.

Before Sunset (2004)

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

🌹 a rose, for everyone who’s sad today. you are loved.

I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

Learn German. Then try doing the exact opposite of that.

Know that thousands of highschool students share your pain. 

Aesthetic instead of logic

Spend years perfecting the accent and know that a native french speaker would rather fumble english than hear you butcher their language

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are