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Good Decisions Made at 4 AM

@zforzelma / zforzelma.tumblr.com

Shakespeare and sundries. An American in Paris. 30s. (I know that R&J are older than 11. I meant that on a scale of 1-10, they feel their emotions at an 11.)
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I’m wresting lesbian eroticism from the male gaze, one dirty story at a time.

Please don’t be misled by the charming graphic design. The characters are flawed, the smut is filthy, and nothing about this is tasteful.

If this is not in the budget but you wish to support, please share with all the filthy sapphics in your life. Adult content is buried by Patreon, so I’m very much relying on the kindness of strangers 💜
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Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

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I desperately need to move into a new apartment because I lost my cushy high paying wfh job last year, and all the odd jobs are barely making rent and I’ve used up my savings again, on rent. I’m eating popcorn for dinner and not going out with my friends so it’s pretty dire.

I have a roommate I want to live with, and we need something cheap and we kinda don’t mind living in each others laps, you know? Like one of us can sleep in a living room it’s fine.

So a one bedroom just opened up in my friend’s building. Perfect layout. Exactly what we’re looking for. This is a major city and we’d only be paying 400e/mo each. The catch? The last three tenants in a row committed suicide. Uh. In the apartment.

Ok. So. Listen. I am considering it. But. Three in a row?

That just seems excessive. I’m a woman of science, but even I am not immune to vibes. So what should I do? Help.

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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caracalliope

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

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zforzelma

You guys it’s just depression and the vitamin is serotonin. And no one ever congratulates you for persevering in its absence I’m so sorry.

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ley-med

Welp. Things get weird with the anesthesia department from time to time. Today a patient, left unsupervised for 5 whole minutes in her room at the surgical ward, chewed her central line out...

I clearly follow too many vet med blogs, because I'm pretty sure something trying to chew out a line is pretty damn common...and I was wondering where the twist was.

Yup. The twist is that we are a human hospital.

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Red-eyed crocodile skinks are mini dragons

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d6b-onion

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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