everything is terrifying

born in a test tube

raised in a lab

truckin and fuckin

is all that i have

*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*

just for me? well...thank you. *starts climbing into it fully clothed*

*begins slicing in carrots, and various other vegetables into the water behind your back*

jacks u off with these 

please god delete this website

S.T.A.Y.

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space

behold: an angel boi

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

where did you find a fucking Skeksis ?

Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm

egg galaxy

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

no one at work  knows im the guy who listens to evil music

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible