i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

Whatcom, Washington by Sergiy Matusevych

Cotswolds 

circleofpines

MEAN GIRLS 2004, dir. Mark Waters

okay i lied about the other power rangers video

THIS is the pinnacle of power rangers

This is so fucking terrible

Now THIS is camp.

this show is lit rally the reason why we all have adhd

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit and then threatened to post the video on facebook and instagram if we didn’t clean it up

HOLY SHIT LMAO

Sleepy duck

 Sleepy Duck

By: dobbyisafreepup

Date: July 2019

More: Ducks typically sleep by turning their head and tucking their beak into their back.

Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

can yall just like. be nice to each other. i PROMISE being vile and horrible isn’t worth it in the long run. like i promise being mean will not make you happier. being intentionally mean-spirited doesn’t make you cool and likeable. 

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

cats try the invisible wall challenge

Avengers: Endgame + parallels

Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988) Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)

Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!