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Aesthetic

@paprikaflavour-blog / paprikaflavour-blog.tumblr.com

I'm Chris and I'm a dumbass. He/him. 19. This is currently relatively inactive lol. I have a sideblog for my art here.
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bonerfart

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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I love when small children identify all quadripedal animals as “doggy!”

It always reminds me of the time Plato offered the definition of a human as any “featherless biped” and Diogenes busted into the Academy with a plucked chicken screaming, “BEHOLD A MAN!”

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captoring

i love the implication you were there when it happened. good times right

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alivehouse

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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