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I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

newest obsession : WindowsXP vines

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

I’ll Try Anything Once

OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why

I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

Emma Thompson probably has an easy answer to all your existential questions.

Let’s not forget that one year ago Emma Thompson threw a pair of Louboutins on stage with a martini in hand…

NEVER FORGET

make me choose: chip or and marshal

These two will be the death of me