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babies and bourgeoisie

@driftlessponyguild / driftlessponyguild.tumblr.com

im cam and every joke ive ever made is the best joke ive ever made
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slugbo
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paxamericana

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

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slugbo
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weaver-z

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

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gummymagpie

what no that can't be true

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weaver-z

See for Yourself............

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slimetony
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tlvx

Laura Palmer’s Theme, Angelo Badalamenti. 1990.

MIDI Piano Roll.

Dean Hurley, David Lynch’s music supervisor:

I showed David the photo and I was like, “What does this look like to you?” and he said, “Yeah, twin peaks. What about it?“ And I told him what it was, and he just started shouting, “It’s cosmic! It’s cosmic! It’s cosmic!”
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chikkou
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txttletale

new ideologies we've been testing internally for release in 2023:

  • ecostrasserism
  • anarcho-taylorism
  • islamic juche
  • carthaginian irredentism
  • cyberba'athism
  • astrology girl race science
  • cryptoliberalism
  • furry nationalism
  • fully automated luxury space catholicism
  • jungian psychocommunism
  • discord server syndicalism
  • ted kaczynksi thought
  • kennedy family neofeudalism
  • direct theocracy
  • whatever the fuck cybersmith believes
  • flat earth centrism
  • ohio independence
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love squirrels. god woke up one day and said, what if rats were cats

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