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I love cheese.

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

Wholesome prank

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

My dude.

it’s 1am. reblog crab dance

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

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