Usko, toivo, raskaus

I absolutely love when I can visibly see that someone adores me.

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

Every time I see this it gets funnier

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

*sees a take* oh wow that is objectively bad

*sees my mutual agrees with that take* actually it’s uhhh it’s a complex issue. there’s room for— there’s nuance

Paul justifying anything John says

this person is talking about the fucking beatles on an already kind of shitty tumblr post. where am i.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE

anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

I always get confused when people apologize for texting. Like, dude, my phone volume hasn’t been on since I bought this phone and it is face down at night, you could text me at any time as much as you want and I’ll respond whenever I notice them without any though of the time or volume of responses I send back. Relax and reach out freely, babies

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

Reblog and put in the tags what happens when you type in “never" "gonna" "give" "you" and "up"

Lisbon - Portugal (by Patrick Nouhailler)