Welcome to my twisted ass

guy who shaves his pussy but not his legs reported to have referred to this setup as "the devil's tonsure"

mice are having sex in my walls :(

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

I mean....we have seen how he reacts to Bugs in crossdress.

mfs who comment on the volume of ur voice make me go BONKERS. was at a restraunt one time and eveyone was like boy speak up. so i DID and everytone as like BOY QUIET DOWN. what do u want fro me i am too loud or too quiet. picky as fuck

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BELLIGERENT SHITFUCKS WHO MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO INFORM ME ON THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE MAKE ME WANT TO RIP MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF AND PERFORM SOME FORM OF INTERPERATIVE DANCE WHICH CAN ONLY BE PERCIEVED AND UNDERSTOOD AS EXPRESSING UNDYING FUCKING HATRED FOR THE WORLD AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS.

I WAS MINDING MY FUCKING BUSINESS AT THIS RESTRAUNT ONCE WHEN THIS PIECE OF SHIT OH SO POLITELY INFORMS ME TO RAISE THE LEVEL OF MY VOICE. SO I DO, AND THE FUCKER GRIPS THEIR HEAD LIKE THEY JUST GOT THE MOST SPLITTING AGGRAVATION SPONGE KNOWN TO TROLLS. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HEAVING UP MY ACID TUBES EVERY TIME I SPEAK UP, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL BE IF EVERYONE KEEPS FUCKING BUGGING ME! WHAT AM I, TOO QUIET OR TOO LOUD? COME BACK TO THE COMPLAINTS BOX WHEN YOU PICK A FUCKING SIDE!

why woid you place such a curse upon me . i now live in fear

this is what i draw in my "free time"

tsuchinoko real

tsuchinoko real

tsuchinoko real

It's tradition.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

I’m sooooo bad at being brief and succinct. But I need so many extra words to make my meaning clear. But then people don’t read the whole message because there’s too many words. So they skim it and don’t get the clear meaning….

Have you ever heard the word of toki pona?

I don’t think learning a new language, even one as simple as that, is necessarily going to fix my problems with being verbose

This is the "have you considered switching to Linux" of linguistics responses I'll be real

[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

mistreating him

petting him

squishing him

petting him harder

y-yea

are you guys not familiar

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

Cheesin’ The System is an indie Mouse-Like RPG with a heavy focus on nibbling and a revolutionary new scurrying system.