me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

context: he’s a big ol’ gay trying to pass as a heterosexual

+ bonus:

I’m sorry. I never want to disappoint you. But I have to be honest with you guys, because I need you guys.

Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

“I hate people!”     “In general, I try to never speak with people.”

+

Chris Hemsworth as Thor Odinson in Thor (2011)

I am always 30 minutes early to everything as I get anxious that I might be late and then the person I am meeting is always 15 minutes late and I am just standing there for ages hating myself

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

iced coffee somehow has the power to completely transform me into a good mood & an all around better person within two seconds honestly

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