Bela: -I stole some money from a kid once. -He was also a squid, so it’s ok. -The great Zapfish scares me.

Cirrino: -I- I’ve actually written poetry for both Callie and Marie… -I also… Really like their music. -I like it when people actually listen to my poetry.

Jorden: -I don’t like Spyke. -I don’t like how there are only 4 shops. -And I REALLY HATE STUPID BOYS.

Hatti: -I’m going through design changes (help me) -No I’m not… An… Actual cop… -BUT I KNOW THE ZAPFISH WAS STOLEN, I JUST KNOW IT AND IM GOING TO UNCOVER THIS MYSTERY! I JUST KNOW IT!!!

#splatoon #splatoon oc #splatoon ask #apocalypseinfernalis #I'm doing this from my phone please bare with me #also ren isn't mine so sorry have my four assholes but I'll tell my pal about this ask

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Let me draw your memes.

#points over at drawing post #I'll draw your of FOR FREE #just send an ask and get a drawing!#pretty easy #also I'm sitting at the airport for another 5 hours fuck me #a platoon #splatoon oc

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Free doodles

Alrighty kids, here’s how’s it’s going down I’m going off on a few airplanes and they are gunna be long flights, I will also be away from the compy since I’ll be doing other things while out of state so here’s what I wana do! Let me draw your Oc/Muse!

Want an interaction drawing of you character with mine? NO PROBLEM! Just tell me what you want our ocs (my Oc and your muse) are doing and I’ll draw it!

Just send me an ask with a ref and I’ll draw ya something on pen and paper! This is just for the splatoon ask/rp blogs so yea.

Please reblog or let others know or whatever

(Also there’s a chance I won’t get to your ask since I might be really busy cause I’m doing other art things and whatnot. So sorry if I don’t!)

#splatoon #splatoon ask blog #freshly backed memes #DONT BE AFRAID TO ASK!!

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oh why not.

Blab: Three secrets I’m keeping. Mwah: Three people I’d like to kiss. Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive. Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. Doing: Three habits that I have. Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you. Shh: Three things I wouldn’t want my parents to know Dream: Three wishes I have. Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

#sure why not #shrugs

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Anonymous asked:

I really want to make an Inkling to RP with but also to shitpost

First, you must hate yourself. To accomplish this, start by studying what you want to rp.

Want some squids? STUDY SQUIDS. It’s important to know squid anatomy so that you know where all the shit for your post is coming from!

Next, you gotta make some OCS. Whats that? Just want to paint your oc neon black and call it a day? hahahah nonono, you must make your inkling a special snowflake! take mine for example, utter trash, garbage and above all number one ass eater!

Now that you’ve got the two MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR BLOG, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS EXCURSIVE YOUR MEME MUSCLES.

It’s important to meme on every other ask/rp blog you see out there. Do you know them? DOESN’T MATTER. SLAP A SHIT POST IN THEIR FACE SO FAST THEY WON’T BE ABLE TO SQUID AWAY.

Also, bonus points if you openly admit to play aggressively as ink roller and head strait to the enemy’s base.