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Crash Candy's Totally Prosaic Daybook

@crashcandy / crashcandy.tumblr.com

(Follow Crash Candy Cosplay on Facebook! Official Cosplay Page has moved almost exclusively there) 26. Leo. ESFP. Coated in sugar. I’m so sorry if you came here for cosplay because this is my shitpost corner
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Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

An experience that made me feel much more assured in my friendships was at college, a friend and myself were talking about a third friend of ours and how cool and knowledgeable and smart she is and how we feel like we could never be that cool. The next day I was working with a professor on some paper presentations we were about to have and when I came out of the staff room I was informed that these two aforementioned friends were having the same discussion about me. And it turns out we spent a lot of time thinking about our friends who aren't currently in the room and gushing over how cool and smart and talented they are without being able to say all of it to their face.

Your friends secretly love you a lot more than they already express, just like you love them so intensely that saying it all to their faces would sound clumsy to your own ears. It's true though

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plaidos

so glad that funny knuckle tattoo ideas is becoming a new meme because i’ve been compiling a list for YEARS on my phone. this is a subject i think about a lot.

an excerpt

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Dude has a death wish

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vergess

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

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haropla

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

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catchymemes

A year ago I got black-out drunk at a charity bar crawl. My best friend commissioned a painting of his favorite photo of me from that night.

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marvinetta

truth trying to go back into her well after dealing with mankind

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i love when a fanbase gets so old that every joke has been done before and all that’s left is to create images that induce psychosis in the viewer

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