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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper

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cemeterything

i need to get a favourite mug i will never be a real adult and my own independent person until i have a special mug

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Incorrect. You will be an adult when you have amassed a number of special, favourite mugs. Middle aged is when they cut you off from acquiring more without letting some go. This is the true mid-life crisis.

#im currently in the op stage #still looking for the right one 💔

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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I feel like people get so hung up on the results of a thing that they don't appreciate that the process of making it is, actually, enjoyable.

It's like if you have a friend who likes to bake, asking if they'd like to just buy cupcakes from the store instead of making them. The end result of the cupcake is secondary to the joy you get from having made cupcakes.

Art isn't a slog or a chore or something I want to avoid. Art is fun. It's rewarding. It feels good to do it. You may as well be asking me if I want the AI to watch television for me, it doesn't make any sense, I'm not participating and would gain nothing from it.

#the fact that so many people i know in the film industry (mostly cis men) get so much involved with ai content is beyond me #you guys invested many years of your life to study film and mastering your talents #and now you kinda throw it all away because cool machines are creating soulless unpersonal art

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omtai

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares

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Me, when i eat a perfectly ripe pear: pears are my favourite type of fruit

me when i eat a perfectly ripe peach: peaches are my fav type of fruit

Me when i eat pefectly ripe grapes: grapes are me fav type of food

Me when I eat

#this blog stands for fruit supremacy

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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

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vigilantsycamore

"Languages are set in stone!" the word "inception" not only acquired a whole new definition that has nothing to do with its older definition 13 years ago but also led to "-ception" becoming a suffix that previously did not exist in English solely because of a loud movie

Also, the word for "something from the city of Hamburg" led to the creation of "-burger" as a suffix that denotes a type of sandwich