retiring

Tidying Up

Multitudes

The Future

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

Ode to an Unfinished Book

For @newyorker Daily Shouts.

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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for

Stillup-Stausee

whenever i try and make an astute observation

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99