Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

the smash or pass blog isn't active any more so i have to take matters into my own hands

reblogs help sample size

hey sorry i don't care if you do or don't want to fuck the brand object but

why is kojima there

he fucked schick hydrobot

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

Give this a normal caption challenge

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

Its been a pleasure to boop with you all

If you're trying to get your boops up, you can actually gain boops by boopin the little kitty on the boop-o-meter

WAGE WAR, GET REVENGE

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

What the fuck dude

IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA