acrylic painting on recycled plastic / shop / ig 

Going great thanks Isabelle

“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

Betrayal,disappointment,Rage

gamefreak unveils a pokemon that can only be obtained by people whose uniform number is NOT 420 or 69 and it becomes the rarest pokemon ever

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

suburban moms be like MINECRAFT..? what about WINECRAFT?!?? time to cheat on my active duty military husband

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

Me going to France

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out