gaga: mandala, six inch, high heel, ostrich, platform, mary jane, 37 red flame

me:

My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

I approve of punctuation jokes.

I approve of jokes that take diversity as the jumping-off point for finding quirky punchlines instead of using it as the punchline itself. Nice nice.

marina and diamonds albums according to tumblr

The Family Jewels: never happened Electra Heart: ♡  I    K N O W     S I X    O F    T H E S E     S O N G S     ♡    I     W I L L    Q U O T E   T H E    S A M E    T H R E E     L Y R I C S    O N     P I C T U R E S    O F     H O U S E S   ♡      I     W I L L     N O T    S T O P    U N T I L    I ’ V E     D O N E     A L L   T H E     H O U S E S    ♡   T H A T   I S   A   L O T   O F    F U C K I N G    H O U S E S    ♡

FROOT: never happened

im sick and tired of all these lil straight girls on tumblr thinking they can go up and down talkin bout “gay this” and “gay that” fuck this i want each and every one of them to wash their mouth out ok just because you objectify us and our relationships for your entertainment it doesnt mean you have any right to use that word aight until you know the struggle until you truly care about us as actual real life individuals with real lives and not just glamorized blow up dolls for ya lil fantasies dont you dare be up here talking bout “gay” anything dont you fucking dare spend half your time reading about us fucking and romanticizing our entire existence for your commodity only to turn around and shun young wlw like they got cooties and treat mlm like accessories and dont be up here writing them disrespectful ass emasculating heteronormative headcanons talkin bout “x totally bottoms bc hes flamboyant therefor feminine therefor the woman” dont think we dont notice that shit ok we do as a matter of fact just stop thinking about our sex lives in the first place if you never stop to seriously think and take action for our LIVES first.